Anyway, I asked how many units they’d rented, and she said three, but that two were Rabbits, and that she and Bill had done up those rooms in the night. I never catch on to jokes very fast, and that one went about a mile over my head, so I asked how a rabbit got to be a customer. She laughed and said she’d forgot to explain about Rabbits. It was a word Bill had invented for people who rented a room for an hour or two or three of sex. Rabbits breed like a flash, you know, so he’d thought it was a funny way to refer to that kind of customer. He even had names for the regular Rabbits. Mustang Rabbit was a guy who drove one, and the kind of car he had was the first thing Bill noticed about a person. Thursday Rabbit was a guy who came only on Thursday nights, and Rose Rabbit always arrived in a van marked with the name of a florist about twenty miles off. I thought that was pretty risky, but people around here don’t travel a whole lot, so I guess he figured he was safe from getting spotted.
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The second thing I noticed was this pretty, polished wood box, and right away I thought of a coffin. It was too small to be coffin, though, except for a midget or a kid, so I asked what it was. “Oh, that’s my cedar chest,” she said and then explained that when she turned eighteen her mother’d given her that. In it she was to keep nice things for when she got married: fancy towels and napkins and bed sheets and nightgowns and things like that. Some girls call them hope chests, she said, and her face just then looked about as hopeful as a prisoner’s when they lead him down the hall to get gassed or electrocuted.
Well, the poor old Tower only had a little sign, and if it looked like a slow night, which most of them were, the Wolfes didn’t even turn it on. Bill told me once it cost more to light the sign for a night than they made off one room. All they had space to claim on their sign were “phones in rooms,” which might have been a large selling point in another century, and “free tv” on the second line, although they just had an antenna and got only four channels, one of them PBS, which never had anything good on it.
Another thing about the sign was that, like most everything else at the Tower, it didn’t work just right. Sometimes several of the letters didn’t light up, so you could see a bunch of nonsense up there. “Looks like Chink talk,” my dad would say. At other times it would turn out to be accidentally funny, and Bill and Evelyn’s sign was famous even before I worked there. Of course, this was not the kind of fame anybody would want. It was like being famous because your nose is two feet long. People in town would drive by just to see what their sign said that night and maybe get a laugh. How do you know when your town is boring? When some of the excitement is to watch a sign make mistakes. Brother.
Tower Motel Excerpt 6 Dec 2019
One night when Dad was drunk, and he was drunk most nights, he gave me one year at home, without a job, after I graduated. Then he would kick me out. In English class we read a poem by somebody – maybe it was Carl Sandburg, but I always confused him with some other white-haired guys – who said home was the place where they had to take you in if you went there. He didn’t say anything about time limits, but then Dad had done a lot worse in English than I did, so he didn’t know that.
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